“She Bit Me!”

January 8, 2009

Backstory: After many dateless months, Bobby finally met Whitney.  The two met at a NYC bar and immediately hit it off. Soon, Bobby mustered up the courage to ask Whitney out on a formal date.  He consulted all his friends on the best restaurant and where to go for after dinner drinks.  Once he settled on both venues, Bobby actually walked the distance from the restaurant to the bar to make sure it wouldn’t be too far for Whitney to walk.  His best friend, eager to find out how the date went, found this email from Bobby the next morning:

date: Friday, Jan 27, 2007 at 10:20 AM
subject: last night

WAS SOOO BAD!!!!!!! SHE BIT ME!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! I’LL
CALL YOU IN THE MORNING!!! YOU CAN KEEP YOUR DATING!!!! I’M DONE!!!!

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2 Responses to ““She Bit Me!””

  1. tayallison said

    that’s freaking hilarious. Although, my first relationship started with an innocent bite on the arm…

  2. candy blackmail said

    I used to date a biter. The first time he bit my cheek, I found it odd but a little endearing…like a puppy giving a little love nip. The second time left teeth marks (on the cheek again). It f’n hurt and there was no way I was letting his mouth near my face again.

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